Maggie and David. We know they're why you're here - unless you have some kind of weird cat picture fetish...in which case, you should probably click on the black cat icon to the left...pervert!

This is the story of Maggie and David.

Imagine that it's very early in the morning of October 27, 1974, and picture, if you will, a hospital room. A beautiful woman named Judy gives birth to a fat baby girl (this isn't low self-esteem, seriously - 10 pounds, 5 ounces, people). They named her Margaret, and it didn't quite fit, so they called her Maggie. She moved around a lot as a child and finally settled in her birthtown of Baytown, Texas, graduating from Sterling High School. She moved on to University of Houston, where she leisurely earned her Bachelor's Degree in Psychology in 1998. Her first job out of college was at Compaq Computer Corporation, as a commercial desktop phone support agent. This is where her life took a turn for the better....

Meanwhile, in a town far far away, on the afternoon of October 10, 1976, another beautiful woman named Mary gives birth, this time to a smaller, (but still big - 9 pounds) baby boy named David. His dad is in the Air Force, allowing them to live in many exotic places such as Austin, and Michigan and, the most exotic of all, Abilene, Texas. They settle in Abilene, where David spends a good part of his childhood, eventually graduating from Cooper High School. He completes his education with a Bachelors Degree in MIS from Texas A&M University, where he acquires a whooping habit. He gets a job at Compaq Computer Corporation as a commercial portable phone support agent. Coincidence? More like fate.

They met. They flirted. They made mix CDs and backup copies of games. Eventually they had dinner, which was a horrible experience full of awkwardness and profanity. But there was still something there, so they tried another date, a movie - Notting Hill. That's when the magic happened, and they've been together ever since.

They were married on April 4, 2001. They've got a house, 2 cars, 3 cats, family and friends, and are happy. Kids? They're thinking about it. Bills? They've got lots. Love? Too much to count. Corny? You bet! If you don't like it, too bad!